Mythological Creatures
Tuesday February 06, 2018
Cupid was spotted roaming the streets yesterday, he was seen outside a flower shop and later at a candy store.
The naughty little cherub was released at the beginning of the month from weapons charges when he was alleged to have attempted to smuggle a bow and arrow onto a commercial flight.
A spokesman from airport security was reported to have said that
"you can't have this guy freely running about spreading uncontrollable desire"
It has long been suspected that Cupid heads up a notorious gang known as the Valentines,
a secretive group that has a goal to monopolize on-line sales of flowers, chocolates and may even be involved in the illicit trade of exotic lingerie.
If these Valentine guys get control of the diamond jewelry trade it could be a massacrer for defenceless boyfriends and husbands.
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